Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Food Wot Must Be Eaten: Epic Bowl of Awesome +5

Okay, so this is less of a recipe and more of a food hack. However, the taste is like unto pure joy. I've described this before as having "Angels cry tears of happiness and the New York Philharmonic shows up at your door to play Ode to Joy while you eat it."

No ingredients list. No nutritionals. This one is straight-up, guilt-free comfort food. Dump a half cup of vanilla Greek yogurt (I like Chobani 0%) into a bowl. Drop a large spoonful of Nutella in and whip it until blended. Cut up a whole banana and drop in (except for the end...everyone knows the end of a banana is Satan's bunghole). Add 1/4 to 1/2 cup of fresh blueberries. Dump in 1/4 to 1/2 cup of granola (I like Bear Naked V'Nilla Almond). Mix everything together and enjoy.

Seriously, it tastes like angels making love to your tongue.

Stay awesome. I'll have cosplay pics after Archon.

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